Countdown to Colectomy 🔪: TOMORROW!
At 11:00 a.m. CST today ⏱, an intense checklist itinerary ✅ was put into action in preparation for tomorrow’s surgery 🔪, beginning with the 11:00 transition to clear liquids and the 12:00 snack of a big dose of Dulcolax. And now, the 1:00 p.m. “Gatorlax” cocktail 🍹… a delightful combo of Gatorade Glacier Cherry and Miralax! I’ll get the opportunity to enjoy eight such 8-ounce cocktails throughout the rest of the afternoon/evening 🎉. Oh, and there are a few doses of Neomycin and Flagyl (antibiotics) 💊 throughout the day too to help ensure a healthy surgery.
I’ll report back later today… I should be doing some laundry and packing my hospital bag, but I think I’ll take a nap until my next cocktail alarm goes off.
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